Meh, horse people (English anyway, I have no experience with Western shows) can be the most ridiculous, uptight SOBs that ever stepped in literal horse shit.

I was at a multi-level club in Quebec City, Chez Maurice, where one level played MJ songs and dance remixes all night. There were a lot of drunken “I can’t believe he’s dead” comments.

I broke lease for a variety of reasons, and had to pay for half the month free leaving as per the new tenant moving in on the 15th.

Man, are you going to be disappointed to be sorted into Hufflepuff

They’d never be sure if you were using it as a greeting or an exclamation of annoyance/terror/frustration (at seeing their face)

I knew the puppy would die and was still all OH HELLS NO D:

Man, your boobs are going to be huuuuuuuge

It still stands to reason that if everyone has one or two children, and both survive, overpopulation will not be a problem.

How many of those will be octuplets?

He looked stunned*

A grouper swam up to me. I held out my hand for a fist bump.

Diving in a place with good biodiversity is absolutely magical. I get overly excited about decorator crabs.

huh, i thought it was fairly obvious that I know how to drive stick, and by “in gear” i meant that the stick is at first with the clutch depressed, not at neutral with the clutch out...which is how most people idle their manual transmission cars when at stop lights. Shifting from neutral is obviously slower than…

I got upset when (SPOILER ALERT FROM THE 90s) they shot the yak in Tank Girl

Based on how they ran driving tests in the early 00’s in Ontario (Canada), the car had to be in gear at stoplights. No leaving it in neutral. The idea is that you should be as prepared as possible to take avoiding action. It's pretty difficult to avoid being rear ended at a stoplight, though.

Plot twist: he borrowed it from Miley

As a global company, we are committed to providing our products and services to our consumers where they live, and we must comply with all legal requirements in the countries where we do business. making lots of money, ethics be damned.

Being hot is all well and good, but then there’s Toblerone...and suddenly thigh fat seems okay.

Man, if I die first, I hope Mr Pies remarries. A man who loves to cook should not be wasted on eternal widowerhood.

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