Every once in a while I come across one good thing about being unemployed, and this is one of them.

seriously!! I CAN’T LOOK AWAY!

I hope not. Whatever’s happened between them, they both seem truly devoted to their children. Maybe they’ll take the high road.

The tabloid universe would fold in on itself if such a thing were to occur.

Someone is probably already writing a fanfic about this.

Ohhh the plot thickens

THIS IS LITERALLY THE REST OF MY DAY

Unless Brad left Angie for Taylor.

Bobby, you are like the research librarian i would go talk to in grad school when I needed information on a particular topic and the librarian would come up with more than i ever thought i needed to know.

I have seen so many tabloid covers screaming about the rumored divorce of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt that news of their actual divorce hit me not like a ton of bricks, but like a gentle dusting of old, scraped off grout from in between a ton of bricks.

#BanAllToddlers

Lime candy is disgusting and sour apple or watermelon are the only appropriate green candy flavors.

Hahahahaha. Fucking give me ALL THE SKITTLES. I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!

You are so right about the toddlers with guns crisis in the USA:

Thank you, I really fucking enjoyed that!

These are not Skittles.

Clearly they do not enjoy tasting the rainbow.

This website had a great roundup of awesome reactions to Trump’s dumb ass.

Trayvon Martin is maybe the only person whose hunger for skittles killed him... And even then it was a right wing nut job who turned out to be the real killer.

If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you three would kill you. Would you take a handful?