THAT’S BILLY OCEAN YOU HEINOUS BASTARD

Frank is awesome! I listen to Caribbean Queen every day.

The cat is still missing.

The title started off with a bang and it just built from there. Amazing article, Joanna.

Honestly I wish that whole thread had not been so hastily shut down by the media/whatever conglomerate (conspiracy!) chooses what we see. Because the sexual abuse of minors is everywhere and it absolutely needs to be exposed. Its like every person that said something that week (or two but I know it wasn’t very long)…

Yeah, that was from a previous draft—everything has now been corrected.

HAH! I love that picture.

Yeah my “effortless hairstyle in under a minute” is “grab scrunchie and put in sloppy bun”.

Not true. Agree it’s a stupid concept for a tv show but I am now the proud owner of hair I can wash and wear and it looks amazing, like I spent an hour doing my hair to make it look perfectly imperfect. The secret: I finally, finally, have a stylist with taste and who listens to his customers, who gave me a haircut…

This is why my effortless, under 1 minute style, consists of having 3/4 of my head shaved.

So, me then?

In all fairness all of the styles were awful and left the models looking worse after than before.

It’s a “reality” show with fairly obviously scripted plots.

Gross. As a poly bisexual woman, nothing makes my vadge shut tight faster than a male partner’s insistence that he’s sexually entitled to my female partner.

Sooo wack.

literally just asked the same thing. MIND MELD!

Serious question: Is this a scripted drama or a “reality” show?

Well that’s a future (or possibly current) serial killer in the making. Actually, that’s a current serial killer of cats. I really hope someone puts up a surveillance camera and catches that sick fuck.

Me too. There’s a cat murderer who takes peoples cats, dismembers them and then leaves the remains on the owners doorstep. Police reckon he’s killed over 100 cats. The last attack happened about five miles from me and there are two new Missing Cat posters up in the local shop. I have two rescue cats and am looking…