This was absolutely wonderful. Just really insightful and well-written. Thanks to Maya for writing, and Jez for sharing.

The police seized almost $1,000 from the young man, who was planning to use the money to purchase a lawnmower to start a business.

<3 I'm sorry for your loss, Maya.

Maya, this was a really great piece of writing and I wish you success in your program. I too like to drink a lot on Wednesday evenings and I also like Prince, but not at the level of you, let alone R or F. Your party sounds like it will be fun.

You start with a BA in Brangelina studies and then focus entirely on Anges weight for your Master thesis. Then you take a few supplementary courses in how to value women based solely on their appearance and marital status.

I genuinely loved her portrayal of She-Hulk in the Avengers porn. That film was delightful and she was delightful in it.

I’ve never been into wrestling, but did watch Celebrity Rehab. Even on that trainwreck of a show you could tell how genuinely good-hearted she was.

Thank you. I didn’t know most of that, other than that Chyna was famously kind and good-natured, and it was fascinating. It’s an awful shame that the world has lost such an interesting person so early in her life.

This is the article that I have been waiting for Jezebel to write. Thank you. Out of respect to Chyna, who was and should always be remembered as a beautiful woman, I would like to add even more to what has been told herein.

You’ll find a lot of people saying that Chyna was one of the sweetest members of the WWE that…

This hurts my heart :(

I didn’t go in for the whole wrestling craze as a kid, though majority of my male friends did (and still do now, it’s actually really endearing the nostalgic love they have for it still) but I remember, clear as day, watching Chyna whenever she was on TV. I thought she was like Xena and Wonder Woman put together and…

They’ve changed her wikipedia now, but for a while, it said “Chyna (born Joan Marie Laurer; December 27, 1970 – April 17-20, 2016)“ (emphasis mine) because they didn’t know exactly when she died. She died alone and had been dead for a while when she was found. Heartbreaking. Yes, she deserved better

The Attitude Era was the boom period, but the bust afterwards is not worth it. The sickening chair shots, the ODs, the sad lives of the wrestlers who just didn’t make it...no amount of good to great wrestling is worth that.

All of this is just gross. Like, if Jay Z wants to cheat, fine. If Beyoncé wants to write a passive aggressive lyric about that, fine. If Rachel wants to brag about it on Instagram, fine. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

Doubt you’d be okay with your 15-year-old getting a tattoo. All the reasons why are the problems it indicates. In general kids who are “doing the right thing and going somewhere” don’t have tattoos in 9-10th grade.

It's not about them running. It's their criminal records at such a young age. The world lost nothing with their deaths.

And, bingo. All aboard the nope train.

Want to bring up to everyone that this is in Florida, in a murky pond, at night, right after a big water-disturbing commotion.

Unrelated, but awesome:

Nice to see men secure enough to support Hillary.