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Tiffany Sedaris comes to mind here. She is no different than lots of great people in Somerville, Cambridge and even Eastie, but her parents had pretensions enough to fucking put her away. Why her? That question is a straight damn horror. She had awesome friends, but they couldn't heal what her family did.

I didn’t experience gender hate until I left my very Catholic/Universalist town (home of one of the first female lawyers in the country, which we took for granted, but I don't anymore) for a tech school where the chapel had been gutted to make a computer lab.

Do you remember, like 20 years ago in Ohio or Missouri, a teen returning to her birth family and being strangled? She had a special necklace from them. That’s creeped me out for a long time.

Oh Stella, I can smell ya

As my kid likes to say, whose fault is this?

Didn't know Depp was super douchey to him. More credit to Leo.

Fucking A. This was cross-posted to Gawker. Can’t camp because landlord towed the car in error but the tow company is mafia. Dropped out of Boy Scouts. Creepy walk to night job. Walk miles to chemo. Walk right off a cliff soon. Blows.

We watch Bounce like it’s fresh, and lots of Netflix.

Melania Afghan Sharapova, nyet

I demand for Russia, more. More stars.

Bravotv.com is billing this as a highlight.

I want to get in that car and cuddle.

Elton, for the n-teenth time, has intrigued me.

That was creepy as fuck, you know.

Fuck Jezebel for still not spellchecking that Indian Wells piece.

I’m watching Leather Jackets.

Mary Grace, are you a middle-aged Canadian Tomato covered in secret sauce?

Jezebel is in line with the racists on the right regarding the gorilla story.

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