Bobbi Brown has always been pretty inclusive.

Hi! Pale lady here. I still haven’t found a highlighter that I love. I kind of like the Glossier “Haloscope” one in Quartz because it’s pretty subtle and dewey but it’s hard to find a good highlighter with super fair skin. I think Trophy Wife is REALLY pretty, but yeah, not on my skin. I feel like I’d look like…

Rufus was terrible but Vanessa fucking sucked. Rufus was such a barney.

People build muscle differently. People carry weight differently. People lose weight differently. Bodies are weird.

I’d never! That’s so mean.

sound loud* = some loud.

Blair Waldorf, the best character

He was on this hilariously terrible ABC show that was cancelled after like, 10 episodes in 2015 called Blood & Oil with Don Johnson and Amber Valletta. It was like... Revenge levels of over the top drama but about oil drilling in North Dakota. 

There’s a reason that Go Fug Yourself calls her Boobs Legsy.

My roommate’s girlfriend was making weed marshmallow treats and handed me the beaters to lick and her edibles are STROOOONNNGGGG and just licking the beaters I was like, “Goodbye. See you in two days.” I had to crawl to the bathroom because I couldn’t figure out how to stand lol. My roommate put it on IG :| lol.

I always wonder what firepeople and cops think when some dipshit calls 911 because they are high AF and think they’re going to die, lol.

I call it “high-school high”

THIS. If it was some like, good Humboldt shit, it was probably sound loud weed. Like the kind you can smell through the bag that’s in a container that’s in your backpack that’s in the trunk, and you smell it like it’s right under your nose lol.

L7! I had to pick them up from the airport last summer and it was the most entertaining 25 minutes riding in a car lol.

I was born in the UK. Dad is from North Wales, mom is from Northern Ireland but moved to the states as a kid so she sounds American, mostly grew up in the US, so she gave me a basic 80s white girl name. NO ONE in my fucking family can say my name, which is Candice, without sounding fucking stupid because of the short…

As a card-carrying Munniac, I am constantly rooting for her success and find her to be a welcome presence in any film

Diana Ross is the ultimate diva. Sorry, Babs.

FUCK. CLOWNS.

I don’t mean to laugh at you or your fear of corn but this is kind of a hilarious phobia, haha.

it would be nice if there was a community place like a bar where everyone could go and enjoy each other’s company and make friends without all the bullshit.