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One of my dorm neighbors in college once screamed the N word through the wall because we'd asked him to be quiet. I, being of brownness, reported this to my RA as I no longer felt safe with a drunk angry dude hurling slurs next door. Turns out he was just saying it, he had no idea who was beyond the wall. They asked

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

Dammit dog, get outta my sunbeam!

Dorothy Parker on A A Milne (in her column, The Constant Reader): Tonstant Weader thwowed up.

A presidential edition of Shade Court would be the greatest Christmas gift ever. Just FYI.

frankly, I have no idea how an actress/actor can do these sex scene without getting aroused. What do you wear to keep the nasty parts from rubbing against each other? I said the same thing about Nip/Tuck.

I have heard that story. I am not kidding when I say that every single jackass on the floor of the house and senate should have to cast votes with a picture of their momma looking at them.

"Paul Davis Ryan, is that the budget Father Ignatius and Sister Mary Vincent would want you to propose? Did I drive you to

Historical side note: The last, tie breaking vote to pass the 19th amendment and allow women to vote was cast by Harry Burn who changed his vote at the urging of his mother. 35 states had ratified, but 36 were necessary and of the remaining states only Tennessee would agree to even take a vote- so it was crucial that

Probably cause he knew she'd pull some master-class-level of mom-guilt like she did with the whole "I vote Democrat because of my autistic grandson." Drop the fucking mic!

NEW COUPLE ALERT! Supermarket tabloid the National Examiner is reporting that U.S. president Barack Obama is having an affair with U.K. president Harry Styles.

According to the cops, the cab driver technically didn't break any laws because he did not seem to mean Alexis any harm though her parents are now pushing for laws that require taxi drivers to verify the age of young passengers traveling alone.

Leave it to Rihanna to look good in a color someone described on Jezebel(?) as "tampon red."

If I was standing next to a famous female celebrity of comparable attractiveness to Lebron James, so like Kerry Washington or ScarJo or someone like that, and she went to put her arm around me for a photo, the last thing I'd be concerned about was her sweaty pits.

The protesters are gonna be all over this. They're calling it #RoyalShutDown

First Taylor Swift, now the outdated monarchy. Leave my poor city alone.

I feel like I'm missing something here, because I usually agree with your points, and here less so (which, as an aside, I can cope with. We don't always have to agree. I will live on. I am just surprised).

As a Hindu dad, vegetarian, and father of the most beautiful , loving, and strong daughter in the world, this video makes me happy.

The dog looks very judgmental. Like, "I told you not to have children, but did you listen? No. No, you didn't. And now we have this. I refuse to be involved."

BRB, sending this to my vegetarian sister who I'm sure will use it against us all for years to come. Nonetheless too adorable for me to care.

It *was* dealing with a traumatic leg injury.