Maybe she's an earth sign. #virgo

I think I just watched that gif 10 times in a row. It's like a drug.

I want to know how you get the 'play with the fuzziest bundle of awwww' job at the zoo, instead of the 'scrape camel shit off concrete' job.

As my daughter says, "Sea Otters are on my list"

I'm CMYK but some of my best friends are RGB.

Those faces!!! <3 <3 <3

This is her "holy shit my humans are just so dumb" face. She also makes this face at her sister cat quite often. Her sister cat is actually a little slow though.

I have a rare non-judgy cat. But other evidence suggests that he is actually a dog, so maybe he doesn't count. Or maybe he just loves neckerchiefs.

A college professor of mine said it best, about fifteen years ago: "I was watching a documentary about how the ancestors of modern cats nearly caused the extinction of modern humans, then I looked up, saw the way my cats were looking at me, and decided it was a good time to go for a walk."

He is judging me right now for my choice of stretchy yoga pants with the holes, but you know what? I judge him right back when he decides to lick his butt-hole in front of company.

The claim that "everybody gets an equal chance at the crapshoot of romance" is as patently false as the claim that "everybody gets an equal chance to become wealthy in America."

Ugh, Starbucks tastes like a cup of burnt witch ashes to me. Maybe it would be appropriate then...

Call me a snob, but when I die, I demand cold brew at the very least.

Forgiven. You're not the one who poured a freakin' Coolatta on a grave!!!!! The person buried there is probably spinning in that grave now (cause they're so full of sugar and caffeine, amirite?)

I adore you Madeleine, but it's Dunkin' Donuts.

Thankfully, here in Alberta the type of liquor license granted to pubs are different than those granted to family restaurants that also serve alcoholic beverages. Basically, the law for pubs is this - "minors are no longer allowed in the establishment after such time as it can be reasonably assumed that sales of…

If it has high chairs or booster seats, it's appropriate to bring them, but they should be gone before 8pm.

Or movies. My cousin complained about a raunchy music video that was playing before some superhero movie because his 7 and 4 year old sons were at the movie. The movie was rated PG-13.

See, at Jets games, a beer soaked baby is an unfortunate accident. At Raiders games, it's a menu item.

I may be wrong, but the line "The kids would constantly call Chris when he was with Jennifer..." read to me that she was having the kids call Chris specifically when he was with Jennifer, which sort of seems like she's using her children to further some kind of personal vendetta, and that doesn't seem super cool from…