Mmmm. Cheese fries. Now THAT is a truly unfair comparison.

The anthropomorphic personification of hair gel, I imagine.

DAVE. <3

It looks like that is what we are going to do. :-) Customers keep calling the bakery asking if they can order #notacronuts.

Last sci-fi convention I went to had one of the dealers nursing in her booth. Half her shirt up, baby on tit, and discussing the price of her wares with a guy in a Flash t-shirt. The only person who seemed to give a fuck was my friend who works in public health specializing in perinatal care and was super excited to…

Do you normally enjoy ruining jokes with information everyone knows?

Person A: "Knock knock"
Person B: "Who's there?"
Person A: "Banana."
Person B: "Banana wh-"
Ovdanyakad: "Bananas don't knock on doors."

You know that gif we all love with Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida so it can float away (and hopefully sink)? We need to make one where Bugs saws off New England so we can float away from the rest of the country. Finally, a Socialist paradise island! I would have liked to somehow take New York with us but now that they…

LOL! I'll move to New Hampshire and open a barbeque / taco truck!

I'm thinking a little for the Bruins wouldn't be a bad thing either. Brady and his changing cast of teammates will be fine, I have faith in Coach B.

Agree. I'm an atheist, liberal Democrat (since there's no viable third party that's as liberal as I actually am). I'm also a born and bred South Carolinian. I live here. My family lives here. I don't want to live elsewhere. I am a Southern girl through and through. We have our problems, and guess what? We know we have…

I live in the People's Republic of Cambridge, MA. and there's a church on every corner here; I'm not exaggerating. Much. Lots of people in our country go to church (out of habit, because it gives them comfort or for social reasons) but they don't take the bible literally.

Pedant alert:

I don't think you'd see a lot of wingers moving south. They talk a big game while they're up north, but they would chicken out of having to live with the real thing. That's why they don't already live in the South.

Probably North Carolina and Virginia would stay in the Union, really. Maybe Georgia too.

I would. I'm a NC native - a state that is about 50/50 conservative and progressive. Please do not throw us out of the union. We're trying to do better.

Robin Wright is gorgeous.

For years I've been very meh towards Jennifer Garner, but is it me or has she been just fucking killing it lately?

Back when the exhibit first started I agreed with you, but now I'm not so sure. Like, I think the way some people behaved was disgusting, but I also think Kara may be right that people are stupid and it is expected that they will react this way. It is not news that white people are indifferent to black suffering, but…

And, of course, my question is: What is the right way to look at a piece that is full of ambiguities and ego and all the other things that go into making a monumental sculpture?

Kara Walker is amazing — her work is violent, sexual (in an icky way), and uncomfortable. It should be, its about how horrible humans can be to one another. She would be the absolute last person to be surprised by people interacting with her art in a gross way. From what I know about her, she doesn't buy into the…