I was going to go back to school to get my PhD in sexy but apparently first you have to get a Masters in Alluring and the only program I got accepted to didn't have any financial aid available.

This is just like the time I sued Mel Gibson because I saw an ad for The Passion of the Christ in the newspaper and I thought it was a Jesus themed porno.

Yeah, I just wasn't raised right. I think it's ridiculous how you compare someone selling a book that reveals text messages that at the most will cause personal embarrassment to drug dealing/addiction. So over the top. But by the way? I don't hold it against economically disadvantaged people who sell drugs either.

I hear what your saying but at the end of the day, if it's between his family's embarrassment and making sure I can afford paying for say my increased health care rates so I can get my asthma medication every month? Sorry Weiner family members. If someone had a gun to their heads and said if you go through with this I…

You know, there's a lot of judgment about this woman writing a book but I gotta say I kind of get it. In case people haven't noticed we're living in really terrible economic times. She's cashing in. Pure and simple. Is it noble? No. But of course none of it would be possible without the man himself.

They're very green that way.

I'm pretty sure there's porta johns all along the route.

I think it's really empowering that Rihanna allowed herself to be photographed while in what looks to be the advanced stages of some sort of viral body fungus disease.

I saw this this morning and immediately forwarded the link to my running pal who is newly pregnant. She wrote back, "I like how they had to make sure to put that "her dr. gave her permission to train and run" so she didn’t get hate mail."

I know right? Rush is ALWAYS just repeating other people's racist comments. So it totally doesn't even count. Like when he was talking in that super racist "black voice" a while back it totally wasn't racist because he was simply repeating old Amos and Andy routines. Your logic is as impeccable as ever, smartgal.

I believe Leann Rimes would argue that pussy change is simply a natural progression of life.

It IS a natural progression of life. I mean have you ever seen a corpse decompose??

Really? They're a different color. I have earrings that were my grandma's that have etchings similar to the KK ones. I mean it's completely possible Kim did get the idea for her earrings from the designer earrings but I still don't think they're identical beyond all the ways earrings all sort of resemble each other.…

The effect seems different to me. It actually looks like the designer earrings are inset stones.

I actually don't think the earrings featured are similar at all. Besides being gold and hoop shaped? Which...not exactly a revolutionary jewelry design.

Yeah dickwad. You and "the press" are not equal in this scenario in terms of vileness. Jesus Christ he is the fucking worst.

The list is a joke? Borders are closed down. Some ex-employees did this as a goof. Good lord the righteous indignation in some of these comments is hilarious.

How do you even know anyone had a "shitty attitude" haven't you ever managed to be professional at work and complain about it later? Borders is gone. This list is a goof. Jesus Christ.

No I was "advancing" the idea that the idea of you personally knowing, based on the very scant factual description linked above, that someone's claim of sexual harassment and related damages doesn't "fit the bill" is ridiculous.

Oh you're calling me hysterical??? You really are omniscient. To be able to see into my living room and know I'm sitting on the couch crying and shaking as I type these comments is just. Wow.