I live in Detroit and randomly saw her in a mall food court shortly after her FoL season ended. I seriously did a double take when I walked past her in line and was like, "Hoopz???" Anyway she was really cool. So much shorter than I was expecting but her face was totally gorgeous. She was dressed down, no makeup and a…

I've met Hoopz in person. She is not even 5 feet tall. That is what I call an odd looking couple. It's cool though! Hoopz was very sweet in person.

No kidding. All he's doing is relaxing in his luxury digs 24/7. I'm sure he'll feel stress once the trial actually starts but right now...

Hahaha. Why? What's the point of doing that instead of just naming them the full name and calling them by the nickname? Oh well! Everyone has their own thing I guess.

His legal name is "Johnny??"

I'm like totes advanced in my logic centers.

It does. I saw this yesterday on Gawker and all I could think was, how fucking sheltered do you have to be to be shocked by that? Someone with SIX DUI's probably oh I don't know, has trouble controlling their drinking?

Seriously. We get it, she's famous and she'll create buzz. But don't piss in our eyes and tell us it's raining.

This will sound kinda bitchy but you just need to get over it. You're not a Div I xcountry runner anymore and you probably will never be in that league again (I mean unless you hire a private coach and devote hours a day to it which I assume you probably can't because of things like a job or life) no matter what you…

I thought she's living in San Francisco now?

I hope this isn't what it means but...yeah.

I don't get how "sporty" fits in with tutoring language and possibly music.

Honestly I didn't care about this at all before he started his media tour of equivocation and weirdness.

This is awful. Were you trying to make her anti-Jezebel point for her?

So what you're saying is Paris Hilton is a shockingly unaware over privileged dick with a martyr complex?

I didn't laugh once when I saw it. I also don't get why people find it so uproarious.

I felt bad for him too. I mean he's a victim of society's hatred and prejudice towards homosexuals as well and he's certainly paid a price for it. Yeah the fact that he contributes to the hatred doesn't make him super likable but he is pitiable. In my opinion.

Also, his line at the alter, "so I'm not going to do it tonight?" or whatever? It's so unintentionally perfect because in actuality marriage isn't all about sex. But when you deprive yourself of it for decades it's something you tend to focus on to the exclusion of other important issues.

As terrible as it looks (and even apart from the hideous acting it looks terrible) it would make millions.

They don't have any effect because they're not close to anything resembling real life. I mean the producers can give all the lip service they want to the, "we're changing lives and inspiring people!" bullshit but at the end of the day anyone with the logical capacity of a 12 yr old realizes they're in it to make money…