Race to the Bottom!

The 2012: Lets Put a White Person Back in the White House, America! Oooops Did I Just Say That Out Loud?

Classic. I'm so lonely!

My sense of humor is like 85% sarcasm-based.* I can tell you this just leaves most guys (and girls) thinking you are weird and/or mean and/or stupid.

Awwwwwwwwwww shit.

I have also heard prosecutors complain about that. I mean in a way it's a good thing? Think of all the convictions overturned on DNA evidence. But yeah, people expect it and it's simply not always available.

"Learning" is basically a synonym for "devil worship" anyway so...

"A man with a wandering eye?" Is that how you're describing a man who makes a habit of groping and sexually harassing multiple women? Because I would say, sexual predator.

Yep. I heard a part of that speech on the radio a few days ago. It's why I'm not shedding that many tears for Maria Shriver, among other reasons.

I always feel like the big weirdo because I hate both hosting and attending parties. I would MUCH prefer meeting a group of friends out at the bar or something. I don't know, I think it's a question of like ambiance? Perhaps? I just never know what to do with myself sitting around someone's living room and…

Very telling.

Seriously. Big yawn.

I'm watching it right now. It's really sad (but I think every episode of this show is sad) but, and not that this excuses her at ALL, I really feel like the mom has a lot of repressed anger towards her daughter and most of her behavior is stemming from that. I got the sense that she was punishing her. Because the…

You did?? Ugh. I love him. He's amazing.

Also I would echo others sentiments that dispute that cheerleaders are some HUGE draw for fans. Um...no. I'm not saying they're not appreciated but trust me the cheerleaders are not what's packing the fans in every Sunday.

and the Lions. What? We're storied!

I really don't see NFL cheerleaders as those at the "highest level" of the cheerleading game. Unlike college or high school squads they don't compete. And from what I've seen (possibly this is not true for all squads but I watch a lot of pro-football) they don't do any real tumbling routines at the games. They're more…

Everytime one of these "what do you do with your pubic hair" posts rolls around I feel like I read a lot of comments about men being picky about it and honestly I have never experienced a man to give a fuck one way or another.

I completely agree. It's fucking ridiculous.

Yet still doing the "I have to pee" leg stance.