@Morning Gloria: Umph.

Bears?????

@Covertconvert: Kudos on this Onion-worthy satire of an internet comment.

What she should really "trademark" is her little self-satisfied smirk.

@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: NO! At the end of the day the most important thing to remember ever is to not make self-identified "conservatives" feel bad.

To be honest I'm worried that IF it ever actually happens it'll suck.

Republican's have really been outdoing themselves lately.

hahahahaHA. BURN.

@IamGreat: You're missing absolutely nothing.

@Magister: Hm. So before xmas/new years?

Alls I know is two weeks ago I tried to change my relationship status to "it's complicated with Taco Bell" and those sons of bitches wouldn't let me do it. They just left up "it's complicated."

@sdvictor: Heh. So like May?

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Yeah. That would not surprise me. It sucks.

@stoprobbers: I thought I read it was for longer than a month though, just an unspecified period of time.

@poppy: I think he's a total dirtball but tons of people still love him.

I don't know. I mean on the one hand it's ridiculous to speculate about anyone's marriage. No one knows except the people involved what's really going on.

Ugh this article resonates so much with me. Unfortunately.

@SarahMC: What a mean ole' feminist you are. I like to make excuses for those who obviously have contempt for my gender.

@Hamsterpants: You are preaching to the choir.

@Hamsterpants: Hey I haven't seen you around in forever!