lol that other guy would probably kick miz’s ass to next week if they actually went for it

Come on dude, every fucking country has commited atrocities across their history, every one of them. Let’s put aside that bullshit for 2 weeks every 4 years.

So I guess that means the tech tree guy is going to die this time? Wonder how that’ll work

Let it go man. Let it go.

And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.

Yes you are correct, but here I am thanking the gods that they are going to go global rather then just the major countries since I’m from Malaysia.

3650 days in the fire is long enoughhhh , we’re coming outttttttt with a new albummm

exactly. I want to see a skit where an ESPN talking head talks about a person (a woman?) who leaves a job for a pay raise, etc. I can see hilarious moments like how leaving makes her a whore and how she shows no loyalty to the company who was under paying her. Probably would be even funnier if it was a pro athlete…

Hey Shigeru! Shigeru! It’s your cousin, John. John Miyamoto. You know that unique look and gameplay style you’ve been trying to find?!!

Well, look at this.

White privilege

True, but they are also known for pretty effective — if occasionally horrifying — methods of birth control.

He’s the Superman who’s seen the reviews for BvS.

What? I see FOUR people playing there. Definitely not THREE, most certainly not F...FIVE.

THERE ARE FOUR PLAYERS.

Please send this to my disappointed father. Thanks, in advance.

“That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all!”

Well yeah, that’s the whole reason we have internet on our phones: To prove ourselves right and shove it in our friends’ faces. Usually not literally in their faces but you get the idea.

Thats just the punisher mobile.

Thanks for the 5 grey commenters who went “yeah, duh”. No I’m not responding to or starring any of you.

That would kind of be a good interview question/trick. “Oh, I see on your resume you that you have a strong attention to detail. When you entered my office I had a goat standing next to me. I left with the goat and returned with A goat, but is it the same goat?”

You want to know why? It’s the same reason a 50 year old Freighter Tender is the fastest ship in the galaxy, Astromech droids can’t speak, and weapons technology has been the same for close to 1000 years.