Exactly. They’re classical music.

They were all killed off when the crew of the USS Franklin played Whitesnake over the radio.

The zombies themselves are more believable than someone on the other side of a flimsy door saying, “Stop trying to lock it; pretty sure they can’t open doors.” No one, in any universe across all space and time, would ever say that.

Yeah, that makes perfect sense. That’s why when everybody died in Hamlet, I totally blamed Bill Shakespeare’s brother Steve.

Katie Cassidy has struck a deal to somehow appear as a series regular on Arrow, The Flash, and Legends of Tomorrow, despite the fact that Laurel Lance perished in the last season of Arrow.

Republic credits will do just fine...

Shut up and take my money!

The Lego Movie was a MASSIVE success that did very well critically.

Rens Flaire?

And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.

Can I just say that I don’t have any interest in The Killing Joke (and I love DC animated), and I’m kind of surprised at the amount of hype and press it’s been getting? I get that it’s Hammill and a “classic” story, but it’s a classic story that has not held up particularly well at all IMO.

“I could totally take Bruce Lee in a fistfight if he was shot first!”

They’ll still call him Black Ranger, though.

Yes you are correct, but here I am thanking the gods that they are going to go global rather then just the major countries since I’m from Malaysia.

That Star Trek Beyond IMAX poster is terrible. Wrong. Awful. Beyond Awful.

Do you even lift Cylons bro?

Cats only wait for us to die because they haven’t figured out how to kill us yet. A cougar would only wait until your guard is down. A tiger would not wait.

Um, I’m sorry. You must not have gotten the memo. Io9 is only for stories about PokemonGo now.

David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Orlando Jones, and Seann William Scott. And I would have made it 15 years ago.

Because “Disney Castle” is going to stand out more as a product name than “Cinderella’s Castle”.