Huh, well at least your name is relevant.

OK, so you don’t give a shit about being a member of polite society. Move along.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

My main tip: If you are a Stormtrooper, it is okay to miss and die, more than you get kills. Hell, it’s even canonized. It is okay if you run into walls, hit your head on doors, and somehow ricochet a blast into yourself. It’s canon. Have fun with being a Stormtrooper. If you are an X-Wing Fighter Pilot, it is okay to…

It's trrrble, Charles. Trrrble money management.

There might be someone in Springfield, Missouri that can help you with that.

Willful misspelling? Auto-correct fail? Or just plain ignorant. You decide.

Cena, Norris, and Segata Sanshiro triple threat match. Book it, now.

The best part is I’m not sure if you’re joking or not...

Best Console ever....

Thanks! I hope to be able to! *wink at Kotaku*

I WOULD TOTALLY BUY A HANDHELD PIKMIN OMG.

Technically, if you would like to get all “proper English”, the proper usage would be “anymore”, as opposed to “any more”. Generally speaking, “any more” is used when referring to a potential quantity of items (i.e. I don’t need any more groceries). “Anymore” is used as a reference to something not being done any…

Except that’s not really correct. To simulate moving the head left and right you would need to rotate the analog stick, not tilt it. Tilting left and right would be the same as resting your head on your shoulder.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

I’m sure they have a game show for that

Oh god, but there never is, is there?

I don’t know about this. I feel like volunteering for a $400 voucher is better than sitting back and waiting for a 1% chance to get $1,200.