I demand a new Jalopnik video series of every Jalopnik contributor sharing with us seven interesting things about themselves. And no cheating, like the fact that the is a church in north Georgia called The Torch--that just happens to have the same nickname as Jason. Or does it?

Fail Rated.

The opposite side of having HOAs is having David Tracy as your neighbor.

“David Tracy Signature Edition”

Much more doable for you than getting that postal thing back on the road.

Official car of Richmond, BC

Probably. But having driven a car for almost 30 years with only one at-fault accident to may name (and that one was dumb as hell), I can still make the claim that putting aside ego and a sense of personal justice is a great idea when you’re behind the wheel.

Considering that in the Great Britain all driving licenses are issued in the name of the Queen, shouldn’t “surrendering his license” technically only involve him simply handing it back to his wife?

400, but they’ll be sent by only five people.

Do tell . . .

“this could’ve easily printed money for JLR,”

I will build a bigger sidewall and make Honda pay for it. 

“don’t realize that they’re not really Car People”

I truly am thankful for my Tesla. Tesla itself might not be around in 10 years, but it is the revolutionary car design that just might help mitigate our climate and pollution problems. It’s giving the world a drunk punchers chance, which is one more than the rest of the industry was willing to provide.

That snot real.

Will David take it to Moab next year?

Said the actress to the bishop.

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

Listen, you fucking conifer.

“...what a septuagenarian with a morally-questionable past would crave...”