Don't you know the bible can only be quoted in arguments against gays, black people, and women?

Right? I have such a soft spot for him!!! Him and Mos Def. ugh love me some Mos Def.

One of my favorite commute moments was when a totally normal looking 20-something chick was rocking out and mouthing words to a song, dancing around a little (no problem with that whatsoever), but it was audibly clear that the song she was listening to was "Gangnam Style" ha!

I think the solution to all of this is to enforce a strict, society-wide "Don't fucking look at me" rule. Just do not fucking look at me, and I will not fucking look at you. I can keep wiping the sweat off my body with a paper towel, and you can keep spritzing yourself with a spray bottle of water, and that person…

Oh god I love that look. Also, rolled up sleeves in general make me swoon, especially button-downs. Also this is horrible but there's something wrong with me — it's so fucking sexy watching a man smoke. I'm not a smoker, I would never encourage anyone to smoke, I generally don't care one way or the other really... but…

....Two fucking tattoos about his mother? That's weird, right? I mean, it's not just me? She's still alive too!

Was his real name Guy Fieri?

It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine!

"What is sex? No one will tell me." LOL I'M DYING.

But that's not what Rolling Stone is known for. Come on, if they had a cover with someone you didn't recognize on it, you're telling me you wouldn't automatically assume they were a musician (without reading any of the cover copy)? I'm not saying only RS is guilty of this, but it is a large problem in our culture that…

Do you also have no idea that having ROLLING STONE, a name synonymous with rock and roll, splashed across the page above your face makes you seem rockstarry, either? This isn't Time magazine. It's fucking Rolling Stone. Context is important.

Ohh man, awesome!! I'd be interested in the neuroscience behind it – are the same areas of the brain triggered when something is overly cute and when someone wants to harm something. Brains are crazy, man.

I agree with you on all points, it was just an unideal situation all around. It's just easy to get caught up in the anger of how unfair it all seems, and that anger is being spewed in all kinds of directions it maybe shouldn't be spewed in (like you say, toward the other jurors), but I can also understand the…

I think a lot of it has to do with the subtleties in their wording. Like someone else said in another comment, "The death of a teenager" enrages many of us, because that's downplaying the severity and downright wrongness of what actually happened. It should be "The stalking, harassment, and murder of a teenager".…

Oooh is that like "Your baby is so cute I WANNA EAT ITS FACE"?

I'll bring another bottle, and a spliff!

lol better than my first thought, of "uhh... they're delicious? is that an insult?"

Exactly! I'm actually shocked that it's getting such positive responses from this community. Guys, they look like less bitchy Bratz dolls. How is this an upgrade? Yeah, they're thighs are thicker, but the waist-to-hip ratio is 2:7!!! Mulan's got a thigh gap like no tomorrow, everyone's eyes take up 1/3 of their face,…

Yes! Featuring my pretend husband, Edward Norton ;) she's gettin all our menz.

Yess Charlize could definitely pull it off. I kinda think Naomi Watts could, too.