More like MS Paint of Horrors, amirite!

I don't count Cracked as "solid intel" BUT it's a more lighthearted way to read about how absolutely disgusting the whole thing was. http://www.cracked.com/article_20560_…

In some ways you are better off... we use Getty and here is a sampling of images I've found (often on the top page of results):

This seems like a love it or hate it show.

If Jessica Biel in that photo is "fair skinned", I must be the Stay Puft marshmallow woman.

Oh god. And his example is a model friend of his.

You are sadly right. They are but a shadow of the soft, garlicky, buttery breadsticks they once were.

Don't. It'll be better that way. lol

I absolutely am, lol. My bad!

Oh god I'm dumb, I didn't realize his last name was Mathews and thought that was what they were naming the baby! Time for my coffee.

I'm sorry, does that say Baby "Mathews"?

Amazon loves doing this, they compare the "sale price" to the MSRP (which they almost NEVER actually charge for an item). So, they lead you to believe something is, you know, like $50 cheaper than yesterday and will go right back up that $50 tomorrow, when in actually it's maybe only $2 cheaper than yesterday but $50…

You know, months ago I happened to read this book Zone One. I knew nothing about it, or the writer, that wasn't mentioned in the synopsis. Anyway, I read the book, get pretty much to the end, and that's where it's first mentioned that the lead character is black. And I thought that was so fucking cool, the fact that…

This is perfect.

So he definitely bathes in the blood of virgins, right? Right?

From one bitter art director to another, I agree. Not to say it makes me not like her, I guess more just being jaded by the fact that famous people get to be whatever they feel like at any given moment, in many cases without having to put in the blood, sweat, and tears that the rest of us do to get even a fraction as…

I saw that and flew into a fit of fucking rage! Really? REALLY? You REALLY can't figure (heh heh even anger doesn't get in the way of a good pun) out for yourselves why celebrities are driven to extreme measures when it comes to their appearance?

I think the REAL debate here should be what cartoon pizza is the most delicious looking.

I think I love you.

So true, and I can't help but think a part of it is because women are expected to be the nurturing, motherly type at all times. Making fun of babies directly betrays that stereotype, and you know how people just hate when others don't fit into their precious set of preconceived notions.