Oh my god!!! I guess he's not!! For some reason in my head I thought I remembered reading he was, like a bit after the Lance Bass announcement was made. Wow I feel like I totally projected that now, I'm such an ass!

I'm a little disappointed that amidst all these "Who the hell brings a baby to a bar!!???" comments, no one is coming in to defend it. I've genuinely been curious about these people! It happens far too much in my area (Brooklyn, so maybe that's a byproduct of the Park Slope Method of Mommyism) .. one of you come in…

What, is she funny or something?

Fellow BSB-er! Looks like we dodged a bullet, though, with how most of them turned out. (Howie aged well but we don't have the right parts, wonder how Brian's lookin these days?)

Ahh that is sweet though :) I have no problem with semi-seclusion, little almost-private moments like that. That's nice.

omg. I admit part of me thought it was sweet, (probably that so many people seemed to be enthusiastic about it and not act like it was a lame chore) but a bigger part of me was like "it's sweet but CRINGE, COME ON!" but you're totally spot on with everything. It becomes one-upmanship, feeds into wedding opulence…

No one here said they hate love. I just said we hate grand public professions of love, which are unnecessary and more about showing off / competing with others than with doing something genuine for your to-be. And in this case I'm talking more about the jumbotron proposals, as opposed to walking to a special spot in a…

Oh, no, for sure little things like that can be adorable. I aspire to be that as well, haha. I think where it gets uncomfortable for me is when it becomes this like, grand profession of love. Most often, the more you have to scream WE'RE IN LOVE, the less real the love is lol. Holding hands, pecks on the cheek,…

Not only that but I especially hate the "OOOOH look at me, look at me, give us attention!" No one cares about your love but you. Seriously. Keep that shit private, or at least if it's in public (like a park or something) don't make a friggin spectacle.

Pretty sure I'd be standing in a lake from the waist-down for days until it was over. I just can. not. deal. with thinking about what a disgusting mess it must've been.

That's amazing. It's really not that bad an idea, just from the standpoint of it sucking when someone is loving on you and getting a mouth full of chemically lotion taste.

Jessica Simpson did it first.

It looks like how the Magic School Bus would animate our digestive tract and stomach contents ......... blurgh

I thought she was doing that on purpose, honestly, to make fun of the faces that AF models usually have. I could be wrong though but it seemed tongue-in-cheek

Silly. It's for the men who think they might be into voyeurism, but just want to dabble a bit before investing in that pricey hidden camera system. A little intro to peeping, if you will.

We see right through you, Ms. Stodden. Just because you want to be on display for the male gaze 24/7 does not mean that other women do.

I'm with you. I guess, in my opinion, suspension is nothing to be up in arms over, and kind of fits the "crime". (Not being allowed to graduation and prom is a different story, though, I think that's pretty bullshit). Expulsion would also be a different story, and a huge overreaction. But suspension? I mean, yeah…

This is awesome :) It sounds like you and your family are doin' it right, and I applaud you :)

Silly, they're too busy with science and math!

I'm always shocked they don't use Kate McKinnon more. Maybe she'll be a regular cast member instead of "featured" now, though.