Love it. They have billboards for The Big Wedding splayed across the subway system, and someone sharpied "Didn't they make this movie already?" onto one of them. Have to enjoy when graffiti isn't just cartoon dicks.

I know it's so much easier (and safer, in some instances) to harbor this culture of "let's not get involved", but I feel like if someone approached me asking me to give him a false alibi for a crime, I might pick up the phone after he left and leave an anonymous tip to the police department. It's just a phone call,…

Burger King is a lifesaver. On the eve of Hurricane Sandy, my crazy ass family decides we're barbecuing burgers. Clouds start coming in, no bother. We BBQ in the rain on the regular, have a nice beach umbrella set up over the grill. It starts to get windy. Still no bother, we're hungry and our stomachs are aching for…

I had to look up Keto. What is learned cannot be unlearned. Why would you do that to yourself!

I feel like I touch that area a lot, and I also have oily skin, so if I filled mine in they'd end up all over my forehead. Do they not get easily smudged around? I've always wondered this.

Agreed, but I've always felt that way about her. She's always had a touch of the cray

These are fucking mesmerizing.

That's not the sky, that's Yoko Ono's dream.

Oh yeah, I guess I just find that weird flap fucking hilarious looking, and actually didn't think anyone wore them without some kind of underwear haha! But I guess weddings would be a good example of one event it'd make sense not to. Still is a hilarious image, a grandma-type garment in grandma's flesh-type color,…

Well sure, but should we excuse (and even encourage, with apps like this) creepy behavior? No. Not in real life, and not on the internet. It's smart to take precautions, but it's also smart that we don't harbor a culture of "Creepers gonna creep!"

Good life rule: Don't be a fucking creep.

Better not be sitting though, watch those tummy wrinkles!

I'm laughing hysterically at how crotchless Spanx would look, just in general. That's amazing.

I misspoke, I only saw "Biggest Loser" and not "host". Someone pointed it out to me, my bad. But! She is known to have struggled with her weight extensively, and she's not "real" famous, like you say. So it's still cruel and uncalled for and inappropriate.

I always love when they mock up these "searches", and use close-to-porn images from like b-rate photographers, as if that's anywhere near true to what a regular person's friends list looks like, lol.

Right?! What is this trend? I even rolled my eyes at Louie Anderson. So at what point are they just going to go around snapping pics of us plebes and using us as their tabloid fodder? "blue_myself's got THUNDER THIGHS" "Slay Belle looks like helle". Like, next year?

Oh whoops! That is my bad, foot in mouth. (I've never watched it) My rage just took over

Anjelica Huston is fucking fabulous, their paper is not worthy of having her image printed on it.

You give me hope!!! For that I am eternally grateful! :)