“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman, but she’s only 21 and she’s very sensitive,”

I had a boss at one job who said exactly the same thing.

I just did the math, in the time it took me to write this gear, Barra would’ve earned $205. I... did not.

I see he turned his wipers on to try to wash it off. He probably forgot to switch from his winter windshield washer fluid to the summer bug-remover fluid. I’m sure that would have cleared it off.

So this is becoming a thing now?

A Bugatti Type 57 SC Atlantic.

It’s not the way Trumplestiltskin meant for it to work, but this is how he’s Making America Great Again.

Late ’60s Dodge A100 Pickup w/ supercharged 6.1 Hemi-based 426 stroker.

If they would have of given it the guts and off road capability of the wrangler...

“Straight lines” are all part of the conspiracy — there’s no such thing as a straight line. You’re actually traveling in a circle, which brings you back to the same point from which you started, and also conveniently keeps you from approaching the rim to keep it hidden from you.

Your boxing comparison is apt. They’ve just introduced TKOs, with their new 10-minute-in-pit-lane rule for repairs. It’ll be incredibly easy for someone to take a competitor completely out of a race now...

Get ready for the season opener on February 26! The historic Daytona 166+167+167!

On February 15, 1998, after 20 years of trying, racing great Dale Earnhardt Sr. finally wins his first Daytona 500, the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) former season opener and an event dubbed the “Super Bowl of stock car racing.”

Maybe you could just use, you know, a lid off another old jar... like the empty one which necessitated opening a new one?

No big deal. Trumplethinskin will simply sign an Executive Order making it OK.

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Spoken like someone who read a comment on the internet and wanted it to be true, so repeats it as an alternative fact:

Rocket surgeon alert! It was a shower of debris. If it had sounded like a clattering of jackdaws that may have been worth mentioning, but to say it sounded like what it actually was, well...

Car payments are absolutely are not a bad thing, but you have to be in exactly the correct position to take advantage of it. I bought a 2010 Charger SRT8 82 months ago. I had the cash to purchase it (I had been saving specifically to buy this car and pay cash for a while - after my previous car had died I donated it…

News Flash!
Aftermarket tuning company makes a car faster than another, stock, car. Details at 11:00.