how the new First Lady is an actual immigrant from Slovenia who came here legally of all things.

Soooo, for the first one, I’d have to mate with... my ex-wife?

Oh, good; you have your humour deflector shields up. Well done.

So, being Canadian, the owner of yesterday’s 1987 Porsche 944S would like to apologize to the 20% of you who voted his car Crack Pipe, and thank the 80% who gave it a Nice Price win. Then he’s going to go watch ice hockey.

Burnouts:

They didn’t leave them on wood blocks out of any sense of being considerate... It’s the only way to let the jack down and get it out from under the car.

Normally, you would give a wide berth to any car whose claimed abuse is equitable to a cathouse mattress.

Buyer - I might be able to do $11,500...can you finance me?

“This is very different thinking for us,” he said. “For years we have always thought about the thing and how many of the thing we sold. We’ve opened up the aperture of the lens to think about the usage of the products.”

Another car show :)

Neutral:

One of your doctors has juggled your prescriptions around, hasn’t he?

114.8 GPH is a lot of fuel, but that’s just something that everyone signs up for when they get into boating.

Is “nothing” an option?

You’d have to create classes based on how many cameras and/or parking sensors a car has. As well as factoring in their positions.

...sell several hundred thousand self-driving, electric and Chinese-built cars...

Nice PhotoShop! Not her, she’s just plain nice. But where are the tire marks in the sand?

So you’re telling tittieboi5000 that because

Is the Durango name so precious? Dodge Sasquatch.

Apparently the 2016 Tundra he has now is the 16th Tundra he’s owned in his lifetime.