Supposing he’s got a pointed stick?

Disagree—there used to be a lot more stuff like this on Lifehacker and I miss it!

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

When did this happen? when I was young it was always: "Damn, I wish girls played video games" Now that this strange concept is getting a modicum of media attention, there's literally a fucking war on women...WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP!

Way to lock it in. Now you have a good DM for life.

Amen to that. I found a great DM and married him.

I uninstalled the app some time ago, even though I have plenty of data and a very fast phone. My main reason was FB messenger. FB feels it is necessary to notify me of new messages in an app I can't use to read the messages. That makes sense right?

That's one way to look at it. But do you really think you're going to change PA people? Do you think that the PA are LESS "douchebag-ish" than people that just decide not to put up with their shit?

Removing toxic people from your life is not being a douchebag.

To those who are saying "Why would I do this?", I feel like you've forgotten the best part of computing... the part that a lot of corporate interests want us to forget: Exploration and tinkering. There's a level of consumer tech that's being lost a bit more with every passing year, and it's more than just picking a…