Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

Marky Mark left in the 7th.

Or, you know, a mistake. Fucking people and “bad journalism.” This isn’t journalism, it’s a fucking throwaway story about a shitty baseball team. Jesus Christ.

Boogie Cousins, Anthony Davis, and John Wall were cool as hell. I’m not a UK fan, but I’ll stand by that opinion any day. 

Yeah. People get caught up in rigorous logic and forget common sense.

Bye son!

So was Beetlejuice. Keanu wasn’t in either one of them.

Is that you, Miss Zarves?

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Shitwhole Foods?

Absolutely zero degrees of love for Cam.

Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

“...when you’ve been reading the same story for the past hundred days and that damn caterpillar is still hungry, you can’t help but think, “Come on, let’s diversify here.”

Counterpoint: the comments section of any article where people working at McDonald’s are protesting and fighting for $15 an hour.

“And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

2014

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

They’re no dummies. 

Also when the AC/DC goes on.