No table service = not a restaurant.

I think this debate has to be intended in terms of bacon vs. your relatively standard breakfast links or patties, maybe throwing in chorizo because of its close association with breakfast. If we’re inviting the whole sausage party (andouille, kielbasa, hot italian, brats, etc.), it’s not a fair fight. If we let bacon…

Right? The fact that the addition of A (bacon) to B (sausage) improves B, but the addition of B to A does not improve A, does not in any way show that B > A. More the opposite I would think.

Vegas still has GS a pretty heavy favorite at around +300, but that seems high to me.

There’s also a difference between “supporting traditional marriage” and telling people who do not have the same beliefs regarding marriage that they do not deserve the same rights and will, in fact, burn in eternal damnation. By all means, go out and encourage straight people to get married to each other, donate to org…

*Elusive. (Sorry.)

It would be a physical-not metaphysical-process, i.e., the bun breaking. Right? Not saying I necessarily agree with a food’s sandwich-ness “hinging” on the presence of two separate pieces of bread, but it doesn’t seem particularly mystical . Pretty straightforward application of a rule, really.

A glop of yogurt does basically the same thing and doesn’t require me to have buttermilk on hand.  

I’m fond of “emission” when I want to be classy.

I’m pretty sure the OP was talking about the out of bounds line, which Drake is definitely behind. What line are you referring to? The line for the coach’s box? The substitution box? 

Pretty cruel of the NBA to impose a fine on Anthony Davis for self-tampering. The blindness and hairy palms it causes should be punishment enough.

Seriously. If you’ve got a fucking chilled wine room, what the fuck are you doing stocking Cuisinart knives? At least spring for some basic Wustofs.

You really hate to see it

Umm . . .

What’s crazy is that she didn’t become his assistant’s wife until after Pitino slept with her and gave her $3000 to have an abortion, to which said assistant was instructed to drive her. 

Thanks for sharing that fascinating story about Onesimus. Rest of the piece is very good too.

Yeah, I don’t think the Whole Lotta Love riff is stolen - at least not from the same Muddy Waters tune they stole all the lyrics from. In addition to the tunes you mention, they also stole much of Bring it on Home from Willie Dixon/Sonny Boy Williamson, Hats Off to (Roy) Harper from Bukka White, and In My Time of…

Neither of these dudes come out looking good from an LGBTQ-wokeness perspective. The manager meant the claim as an insult and Tyson defended against it as such.