A friend who worked at Yellowstone was asked by a man gazing upon a group of big horn sheep by the side of the road, “So, whatdya feed those things?” Friend had to explain that the park was not a fucking zoo and that those were, in fact, wild animals.
On one hand, I’m happy for anyone to get out and experience nature…

As a completely neutral observer, my opinion is that you are in fact the douche here. Not commenting on the substantive merits of the underlying argument, just saying that you seem like a dick.

Extra points for the realistic misspelling in the headline.

But if he tells Boston he plans to sign with the Lakers after next year regardless, Ainge may not be willing to let go of those assets for a 1-year rental.

“DRINKING COFFEE OUT OF CHIP DIP CONTAINER THAT HAD SOME PLASTIC SEAL IN PLACE & FELT PIECE BREAK OFF WHILE DRINKING. STILL IN THROAT”

Seems obvious to me that LeBron (1) is a good person and a good parent, and (2) has no qualms trading on that fact in service of his image and related business deals that profit off that image. For me, number 2 detracts from number 1, but only slightly.

It says at least as much, if not more, about the way Trump has cratered the standards of the Presidency.

(hypochondriac guy on Scrubs)

I wish college refs would get over their love affair with the charge call. I swear they call so many just because they think they look cool doing the pointing motion.

You know Oubre was doing backflips getting out of there.

I believe the husband replied above and said the cost of the whole dish, to serve 20-25, was under $300 so right about the per person cost as the kit you mention.

Yup. It’s not terrible, but for the price you’d be much better off getting a bottle of, say, Eagle Rare (if you prefer bourbon) or Paddy (if you’re more of an Irish whiskey person).

Yup. Not quite as sure of it here, but that high low game was obviously a stunt and it worked like hell for that advertiser.

I honestly know like one or two people who fit that description and they’re great folks. They also mostly support the Dems, who these days most closely resemble Bush I-era Republicans in terms of economic policy. Most true “conservatives” I know, as in Eisenhower economic conservatives,  abandoned the Republican party…

I define conservatives by the policy positions that they support. Many of those policies are hateful, discriminatory, and harmful to the majority of our country’s residents. So I ascribe those values to their supporters. How else am I to do it?

I remember the announcers asking if maybe the Knicks thought they were drafting Rolando Blackman. Ha!

Also used in the context of the old-timey Olympic events the standing long jump, standing high jump, and standing triple jump.

I think of a standard Reuben as being corned beef. I’ve seen Rachel refer to both pastrami or turkey subbing for the corned beef (and slaw for the sauerkraut, which totally undermines the sandwich IMO). I think the pastrami Reuben is best.

I’d call it “The Lazy Reuben.”

Indiana: one of the few states that can truthfully said to be improved by introducing some New Jersey into the mix.