Good joke, but that shit is disgusting. The only six-pack that I can recall buying and not finishing.

A balloon that ran out of helium, huh? For all of my fellow Mountaineers, here is a hearty:

That is a normal vial of moondust. Move on, find a new slant.

I’m gonna say that’s on you for assuming the existence of a chocolate chip bagel. A cookie I can understand, but the probability that a bagel contains chocolate chips instead of raisins is pretty damn small.

What are you talking about here? Net neutrality was passed by the FCC, who has authority to regulate ISPs under the Communications Act. It was passed through notice and comment rulemaking, as required of all formal regulations, and was subject to (unsuccessful) court challenge. What exactly is your beef with the…

Honestly always thought he said, “Word it up.” After just listening to it, it is so obvious he says “murderer” that I don’t know how I never caught it.

It takes some really Big Balls to walk out of a press conference like that.

Have you never had salmon dip? It’s a pretty dang good way to use up any leftover salmon.

For your information, I prefer the Seventh Generation Free and Clear pods. Like I would ever put that artificial Tide garbage in my body. Ha.

“I judge this thing that I stopped paying attention to over a decade ago to be inferior to the way the thing was when I was younger and developed my relationship to it. And they’re all wimps” This doesn’t at all sound the opinion of an out of touch oldster. Got any biting insights into “those damn millenials” you’d…

I think I’d be quite flattered if my wife was out there anonymously defending my honor like that. Foolish? Yes. But a betrayal? Only in terms of consequences, but not intent.

You (and your self-deputized road police trucker friends) are the problem. Just wait until the lane is actually ending to merge. Alternatively, if you’re in the lane that is not ending, just let one person in front of you when the adjacent lane is closing. If everyone did this, all would be well.

But it was almost all actors, right, not real people from the street? I recall reading that years ago and the show was ruined for me.

I have to go to therapy for a month when I use the plunger on the toilet and a little bit of toilet water splashes up and hits me.

No no no. With a properly executed zipper merge, there is no open lane. EVERYONE waits until the last second to merge, because that is the most efficient way of doing it, as opposed to leaving the closing lane open and backing up traffic unnecessarily. Just wait until the lane is actually ending and take turns. It’s…

I wouldn’t say Harden gets more “phantom” calls than your average superstar, that is, calls that are not fouls at all. What he gets are mountains of “cheap” calls, things that are technically fouls because there is contact, but which are the result not of true basketball efforts but of moved cynically -engineered…

Just had a nice evening chatting with a guy next to me at the bar who told me about being at UNC at the same time as those legendary teams. Dude said he smoked tons of weed with Worthy and Perkins, who were cool as shit. Said most people couldn’t get near Jordan, who had a de facto bodyguard, but because this guy was…

Just had a nice evening chatting with a guy next to me at the bar who told me about being at UNC at the same time as those legendary teams. Dude said he smoked tons of weed with Worthy and Perkins, who were cool as shit. Said most people couldn’t get near Jordan, who had a de facto bodyguard, but because this guy was…

Fully one out of every four species of mammal is a bat. Such diversity! And they can consume more than their own body weight in insects in a single night!