1st paragraph: school’s schools

The price for Whole Foods is $13.7 billion. Still less than 3% of Amazon’s market cap, though.

Indeed. I-84 from the western terminus until you leave the Columbia River gorge is pretty spectacular too.

I-81 is so full of trucks that it’s impossible to enjoy any of the scenery, which is pretty decent. I-84 from Portland, OR through the Columbia River Gorge is spectacular. My favorite strecth of highway for sure.

I just find the declaration and story behind it very powerful and thought you might as well. Apologies for ruining your joke party.

Also, as a born Kentuckian and current resident of West Virginia, I must compliment your handle. (That sounds a little awkward, doesn’t it?)

I mean, it’s all about personal responsibility, right?

And if she gives you any guff about not making her cum, you can just respond with a little lecture on personal responsibility.

In regards to laying with a Trumper, you at least don’t have to worry about making sure she cums. If she complains, a quick lecture about personal responsibility should do the trick.

You should actually look into the history of Mother’s Day. It’s been co-opted by corporate interests since then, of course, but the original sentiment behind it is pretty dang moving to me:

Did not think that’s where the “golden” Trump joke was headed. I have to say, I’m a little disappointed.

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Still a good one, regardless.

Counter-counterpoint:

No shit. It usually ends with a sour milk-smelling puke stain on my carpet.

One can dream. Indeed, one must.

Now see, there is some actual substance to support the argument that Jordan is better than Lebron. And the thing is, there is so much more where that came from. Jordan was fucking insanely good and productive. It’s just that most people think the argument begins and ends with “6-0 in the Finals,” which I think is very…

This is the proper Lebron take.

I appreciate your in-depth analysis and convincing evidence-based arguments. You in no way embody the empty blathering of Jordan stans at which I took aim in my original comment.

Two good rules of thumb for drinking: (1) Drink what you like. (2) Don’t judge others for drinking what they like.

For the 46 minutes James was on the court in game 3 (including the final minutes), the Cavs were +7. In the two minutes that he sat, the Cavs were -12. Can’t really hang that one on ‘Bron.