Are you confusing Adam Schefter with Darren Rovell, or I am just stupid and don’t get your comment?

I mean, I feel like “guac” as a shorthand is way too common, damn-near universal, to be such a source of scorn. Now, somebody who says they’re gonna get a delish ‘rito as long as they can fit it into their sched’? Totes go ahead and hate that person with the power of a thousand H-bombs, obvs.  

Ain’t no rule says the dog can’t play basketball!

That’s a really good idea.

Thought this was a misplaced “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” joke for a minute there. 

I figured that a guy that doesn’t immediately understand what the rider is doing there probably wouldn’t know what a “brifter” is, so I spelled it out.

Unfortunately for the Wiz, Mahinmi will fail to justify that contract no matter how many minutes he plays.

The “everything is chemicals” line that gets trotted out in response to fears of toxicity is kind of bullshit. There is a fundamental difference between the chemical compounds that humans regularly encounter in the natural environment and thus have co-evolved with and the industrial chemicals that are created in…

I don’t use deodorant and I smell just fine unless I do heavy exercise (so says my wife). I eat a mostly plant-based diet (meat on average once a week), which I think really helps. But, man, if I have a particularly stressful week at work, I will smell like absolute shit. It really is amazing how much of an effect it…

I mean, they would probably leave in the winter, but there’s a good chance they would come back. It is a pretty nice place, and affordable.

I think he’s just knocking his brake/shifter back into alignment.

It’s OK, man. We still like you.

And Shawn Bradley was pretty dang good overall! Not a franchise player, but a more than serviceable backup 5 for his era’s style of play.

I’m going to have to object because Antonio McDyess was a legit player, not just a guy.

Also, Bowie had a decent career even with the awful injuries. Granted, not the type of career that comes anywhere close to justifying taking him over MJ, but he was not close to the kind of bust that Bennett has been.

I disagree that it is so black and white. For example, Kentucky, of which I am a fan, went to the all the way to the championship game in 2014 after a frustrating 24-10 season in which even the wins weren’t that much fun to watch. The next year, they lost in the final four as an undefeated team that dominated their…

I was super-pissed at my older brother for something he had dome that I can’t remember, which incident unfortunately happened to occur soon after our parents bought us real bows and arrows as gifts (I was probably 9, he 12). We were in the backyard and I was screaming and trying to attack him, so he decides to head to…

When I was 10 or so, I got caught shoplifting candy at the convenience store a block from my house. The clerk yelled at me to put it back and to never come in the store again. From that point on, my mom could never understand why I insisted on waiting outside the store while she stopped in for eggs/milk/whatever.

I’ve also got a good/sad one involving rodent death. I used to build mazes for my gerbil out of these cardboard bricks. One time he got out and, in trying to catch him, I accidentally stepped on his head. I watched tearfully as the he quaked and then died in the bathroom sink, blood draining out of his nose. I…

Pretty sure Meeks is on the Magic now, although that doesn’t really undermine your overall point.