When the cookbook is published and Adam dumps her she’ll have a storyline, so hopefully it won’t happen soon because I could happily never see Carol on my screen again. She’s boring as hell.

Jersey is back in July, OC is back during the summer as well, Dallas is weird but I’m watching, and NY remains my fave. Also, Carol is dull and B really is a bitch. She needs to dial it down A LOT.

He didn’t beat the shit out of her. He allegedly threw a phone at her. There is a world of difference in these two things.

I gotta say this Depp-Heard story just gets more bizarre all the time. Per the ex-girlfriend:

To be fair, Depp’s arrests were not about DV, they were about smashing up a hotel room 20 something years ago and smacking paps around (a worthy sport, in my opinion). If Depp’s past transgressions can be dragged into every discussion about this divorce and possible DV situation then it’s only fair that Heard’s is…

Yep, badly placed boobs that are too big. She’s nearly 60 and has a fantastic body. She should ditch the implants and rock what she’s got. Also, the extensions just look silly and don’t suit her one bit.

Interesting article. I don’t drink very often but I’ve noticed that recently, when I do drink, I am not as in control as I’d like to be, meaning I will have that extra glass or two that puts me well over the edge. It’s been on my mind and this article is a reminder to consider this when I’m having drinks.

Guarantee the blush will be heavily discussed at the reunion.

Ramona needs to ditch those extensions. She looked much better when she cut it just above the shoulder. Fresh and sassy. Now she looks wannabe, especially with the unnecessary boob job.

The cheerleader is definitely heading for a divorce. If that bithcy husband of hers isn’t cheating I’ll eat my hat.

Well, to be fair, Depp’s life has been examined pretty closely these past few weeks and given all the media leaks it was only a matter of time before someone published this.

She is embarrassing. Acts like she finally got in the cool clique in school and doesn’t really get that being cool means not trying so hard.

I’ve always been a Beth fan but this season she is so vile to everyone. It’s pretty apparent, though, that she’s miserable. I wish she would find a better way to deal with her unhappiness than viciously ripping everyone who crosses her path to shreds.

Carole is a wannabe hipster with a boyfriend who pretty clearly doesn’t give much of a shit about her. I predict that ending around the time the cookbook is released, if it’s every released. She’s tossed aside writing novels to make this guy’s dreams come true. It’s not going to do her any favours in the long run. And…

I could totally hang with Sonja with a sexy J. Betheney would make me drink heavily (although I’d probably be drinking heavily with Sonja as well, just for different reasons).