Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.
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Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:
Turning a blankable canvas towards the camera for the internet to edit is the new Republican eating a corndog at the state fair. Keep up the good work, Gospodin President.
Never heard of her, but judging intensely based on that font.
He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…
I had no idea this kind of thing was allowed. He is absolutely feeling betrayed! Poor baby.
And his supporters will care not at all, book learning is for elitist nerds. Not to mention that a 2016 study shows he’s no anomaly, 27% of Americans didn’t read a book in the previous year. I’m doing my best to skew those stats by never reading fewer than 5 books at once.
I read at least 30 books a year ;)
I made this the other night because fuck this guy
Well since you brought it up......people are saying it’s true. I read it on the internet. People are saying it. I think it’s true. I heard he’s a big old bottom and that he has a pee fetish. Just sayin.
All I care about is seeing what kind of sexy, low-cut gown the First Lady Daughter will be wearing.
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
A national tragedy. In a better world, Michelle would be showing Bill where she hid mini fridges in the WH full of Bud Light.
that is a costanza
Why Buy A New BMW X3, When You Can Get A Sexy Ferrari 355 F1 Serviced?
Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.
I live to serve. Even the sportsmen.
Thank you for taking the last case. This man of Deadspin needed that clarification