Like extended warranties!
Like extended warranties!
Briscoe: (talking about a dead guy) “Married AND a Mets fan. Must be a glutton for punishment.”
I’m not your buddy, PAL.
“I stopped watching the reboot when a witness began making a lengthy speech that wasn’t in response to either legal teams’ question. I was like, object mutherfucka!”
Well, first of all, they wouldn’t have a D.A. grandstanding and giving a stage performance for closing arguments, lol.
He didn’t just quit TDS back in the day because Apple was dumping money on him, he was burnt out from what he said.
“I think that show wouldn’t work with a president more extreme than the character.”
I watch the original still, but honestly I forgot it premiered last week.
The problem is that JLM’s Green is so bland of an character that once they got rid of Farina, they never put him with a colorful partner again.
Michael Moriarity was MAGA before Trump entered politics, which is why he was canned.
Law and Order: Topeka
“Jeffrey Donovan, who is not a bad actor, was just atrocious.”
“ The sole bright spot has been Odelya Halevi as the Lebanese millennial ADA who doesn’t mind going insubordinate.”
I actually knew somebody who thought Colbert was playing it straight.
That has since been replaced with the uber-successful campaign of....
Poor Arby’s.
“That reminds me of what still might be the best tweet ever, when someone said, “Exactly what machine did you think they were raging against?”
“people don’t pay two shits to Trump’s open threats of running a dictatorship,”
“are experts in making video games about punching Nazis”