“I’m gonna take that smirking pustule who runs that electric car company for all he’s worth!” -- Elon, snorting his daily mound of K.

Tim then finds himself not even angry...but intrigued at his wife’s tryst with the neighbor.

I thought it involved Tim moving to the Pacific Northwest to become a lumberjack?

Tim Taylor stuffed Wilson’s carcass with MyPillow fill and seeks advice from him anyways.

MORE POWER (Stars)

I actually saw a (vanity?) NYS license plate with just “IRS” on it.

“ROSE-zilla!” -- Gilbert Gottfried, roasting Roseanne

Jesus was a gun-loving, pasty-faced capitalist hero, you dumbo!

McCartney wrong songs that appealed to kids of his time in The Beatles, and are still being worshipped to this day for the songwriting creativity.

“OW! My Sack!” — page 1 of the script

“Otherwise, kudos to Toyota for making the MT Supra.”

THIS. A thousand times.

“Last Kiss” bothers me because Eddie was in the peak of his “warbly mumbling” stage that reared its ugly head on Binaural. He warbles in and out of key during that song even more than Binaural and it annoys the heck out of me. Although the near-shouts at the end as he sings along to the melody does kick a bit of ass…

STE (the author) has written for Allmusic for decades. It’s not like he’s some rando internet critic.

You put Cats in the Cradle on here?

Also, I’ll go on record—- I don’t like that Johnny Cash cover at all. I can’t stand his voice on it, emotive or not.

The drum fills alone make this cover so damned catchy.