Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Well, it still remains to be seen if Wentz will pan out. So far we’ve only seen him against Division 2 competition, in both college and the pros.

If we were talking about almost any other team, signing a 26 year old QB and gaining all of those draft picks would be a no-brainer.

But since this is the Browns, it was a…

I threw a table ten feet after that flag

“Because Cleveland didn’t play flawlessly, they can’t blame the refs”

This isn’t an article about the Patriots.

“WHO CARES?!!?11?” -Somebody who absolutely cares

0-16! Let’s make history, fellas!

Miami Dolphins players Arian Foster, Jelani Jenkins, Kenny Stills, and Michael Thomas all kneeled

See you Sunday!

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?

Kaepernick will continue his protest during the season by sitting out all of the 49ers’ offensive series.

Donald Trump, or as I like to call him, Human Kinja

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Rodney Harrison is out there literally saying that no other black person can speak for him, while trying to speak for all black people. The dude is like a dog chasing he own tail. Confused and shameful.

3 AM? I must be lonely.

He was only doing behind-the-back spiral throws because he was trying to top Tony Romo’s inside-the-back spiral fracture.

“He’s a synth, shoot him!”

(If you played Fallout 4, that’s funny)

Pretty much explains the first divorce.

The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.