Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

*there

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

Sic transit Gloria Marina.

Considering what the rivers in Rio are actually full of, blood might be an improvement...

So you're expecting things to improve?

and correct, 3 downs, not 4.

Also correct, it’s a Gatorade/Maple Syrup hybrid.

We call it Mapleade.

Holy shit that’s a lot of white guys on the field at once.

I’m not super clear on Canadian football rules. Does he have to say sorry to the opposing team now?

“95 yards? He clearly got the ball at the 15 yard line, bro.”

Is that 95 Canadian or American yards?

They really nailed somebody's fetish.

Fucking Marxism, how does it work?

Sounds like a klan rally, pre-2009.

Sucks for Rivers if they move. You can't get a decent peppermint roll in L.A.

I believe LeBron James completely gave up in that Game 6 loss against the Celtics.

The Wave is fun.

Kaun leaves Cleveland on top, just like Delonte West.

How very sobering. A career cut short by... well, whatever cut his career short. I think I speak for most of us when I say, “Who is this guy again?”