It takes a long, hard, painful time to get there, and even then it still hurts every day.

Serious question for Desdspin staff- Do you already have the Manziel obit post written, with just the date, location, and cause left blank?

Money can’t buy rock bottom, it can only delay it.

Always tryna get at that 2nd Amendment.

Counterpoints:

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

The world is far too crowded with people who vastly overestimate their own importance.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Ayesha?

Spicy hot take. Handle with care.

What are thooooose?

Don’t forget Anderson Varajao!

No one cares Kevin.

Dude, his ego isn’t fragile at all. He knows he’s the best player in the league. He knows what and who he needs to win. He got what he needed and he won.

What?

salt salt salt

Stockholm Syndrome?

Yeah poor billionare having to drop the equivliant of 100 bucks of his networth to keep his cash cow happy.

I’m sort of starting to come to the realization that in all sports there should be two awards Most Valuable Player and Best Player. Shaq for instance has one MVP award but was the most dominant player for a decade. Curry was the MVP this season, but LeBron is still the best, most dominant player on this planet.

*Pterodactyl scream* - Chris Bosh