“See, the Duke Blue Devil has this cousin who’s really into jam bands...”

I guess Rapist Sasquatch is an early favorite for Worst Mascot in the next Deadspin Awards.

I decided to play this game now that its optimized for modern computers. God this game is still great 16 years later. Really makes me sad about how shitty Diablo III was.

Continuing my MK9 replay with the Challenge Tower, currently 263/300. It was one of the save data that got nuked when my old PS3 bricked and I didn’t have everything in my PS+ cloud storage (now everything gets svaed there ASAP lol); I got 299 out of 300 on my first playthrough, with the only challenge I couldn’t beat…

I kind of got stuck in Doom. I might start over and make sure to save the chainsaw. I want to get deeper into Overwatch. Not every game needs a single player. Bit it would have helped to explain some things.

System Shock 2. Watching the fantastic trailer for Prey gave me tangible vibes stemming from Looking Glass Studios’ FPS/RPG masterpiece. As someone who grew up playing atmospheric first-person games, I can’t help but re-experience the sci-fi adventure that capped off an incredible gaming decade.

I am so tired of people of Polish descent being racially profiled. We don’t all love perogies goddammit.

The Curry family has gone from best sports baby to most sports babies.

If LeBron lost his shit and threw his mouthpiece at a fan while leaving a Finals elimination game, he’d be crucified for it for the next decade or more.

Bye Felisha

Your team was thoroughly outplayed tonigh, so shut the fuck up ya big baby.

Considering how GSW fans spent all the leadup to Game 5 calling Lebron a crybaby, it’s been pretty fun watching Curry & Kerr’s reaction to this game.

Some say sugar is sweeter than salt, I beg to differ.

BUT WAIT DRAYMOND WAS OUT ONE OF THE GAMES AND STUFF OVERRATED!

No biggie. I usually pay a prostitute $200 to do that to me anyways.

Ridiculous. Curry made some of the dumbest fouls imaginable.

After that Thunder series, you folks in glass houses might not want to be so quick to pick up the stones.

This is a great story.

F*ck you and your "Cavs/Ehlo".

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…