I see what you did there

How many stents are they gonna place?

The guys been focusing on his ‘art’ and selling cars. All the while hanging out with Johnny eightball. I’ll be amazed if he can run a route when and if he is allowed to take another snap with the Browns. When was his last positive drug test/diluted sample? April? I think that 4 game suspension is a bluff. Goodell will…

A heinous atrocity. Totally squandering his talents smoking the devils lettuce. Why don't you just beat your girlfriend like a real pro athlete.

Wait. When did they toss the ‘Q’ in there?

When it comes to winning, Derek doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

Spoiler alert: we will all die of cardiac arrest.

Just some cold shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.

It's a back to school special!

It's a back to school special!

A baseball to the asscheek?

I am of the opinion that all new technology should be able to charge your phone. Wether it is a food processor or a shop light- I require a Usb port somewhere on there.

I am of the opinion that all new technology should be able to charge your phone. Wether it is a food processor or a…

That’s some kgb shit.

Ill come back in a week when this game (finally) blows over.

Ouch stop. Stop speaking the truth. Ouch. Must be a conservative [eye roll]

Yeah I'm gonna sit this one out

One of my favorites

Looks like I missed the discount or something. It's showing me full price.

Looks like I missed the discount or something. It's showing me full price.

Great news. He is easily the most like able guy on the bench. And his snapchat stories are the best.