I’d make actual conversation about this topic with as close to an unbiased view as possible buuuut it’s deadspin so I’ll just say

Can we just say now that the whole rio thing isn't happening?

Third term please.

Huh that's weird. I've been celebrating since Sunday. Sorry about your warriors. Cheers!

No no it’s seriously terrible. I have bartenders wearing bikinis pouring rumdown my gullet. Oh the woe.

Totally surreal to be in Cleveland packed with nearly a million people.

Better than last years finals when we could see Lebrons cock from all angles.

Yeah you can hang it up right next to your 12th man jersey.

Future former Cleveland Browns quarterback Robert Griffin III

Sounds like a sweet marriage.

Fuck anyone that isn’t from Cleveland!!!!!!’nnnnnnnnn

112 for a trash can? Nah.

112 for a trash can? Nah.

The last horror game that really sucked me in. I was in a bout of depression after playing silent hill 4 when this game caught my eye in the used section. The atmosphere is perfect and the enemies, bosses, and weapons were so well designed.

I’ve wasted countless hours on my life playing sim city 4.

Oblivion

Sick burn.

I really don't know what to make of love anymore.

Yeah well when they’re clubbing lebron over the head like a baby seal every time he drives to the rim I will keep you in mind.

It's a mans game after all

Dat butthurt