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Question is......does anything think that Hawks knew anything of his diagnosis before they traded him and a very valuable asset to just unload him?

well that’s too bad. Of course, he’s the last person on the planet any weekender wants to play - gets everything back at awkward angles - but you gotta respect someone who can do that successfully against top ATP guys.

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

Tears of joy. Welcome back to my ear holes.

Couple of things to add:

Well, there was that Hulk Hogan thing...

This is an incredibly blind and biased read and I didn’t even get past the halfway mark. Driving with uber seems incredibly profitable if you do it in your part time like it’s designed. As an independent contractor you have a number of tax deductions to save you money on your car, maintenance, and mileage. The author

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

They should include fans in these contests so we can see how they stack up/don’t stack up. Have fans try to catch the drone drop, and bring in dodgeball teams to play against the NFLers. I’d watch 3 hours of that.

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

Thank you. He’s good, but I’m getting a little tired of everyone getting in like to gargle his balls.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

Oh man. the Republicans are loving the infighting over here on the (D) side. It makes us weaker (a divided house yada yada) and look like incompetent fools who can’t pick a single fucking issue to get behind.

So is this the new Gawker?

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

If it were up to me, there would be no men, because why do we need to have men in this sepcifically all-female remake of a franchise that featured only men

Cuban Missedcall Crisis?

If they choose to vote you number one, then you’re the national champion. But a national champion is a mythical national champion, and I think you guys ought to know that. It’s mythical.

“BUT THAT WAS A PICK!”

Fit Bits are the biggest racket out there.