Man, if he did fall down over that chair...

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That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

In baseball you never shout at the player holding the pine because if he becomes offended, he’s allowed to release his spores, which means you’ll have to engage your sweepers to protect your team’s tubes.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

“Dammit. Why didn’t I think of this one.”

And Cleveland rejoices.

This was definitely the worst thing that’s ever happened to one of Vin Diesel’s co-stars.

Good morning.

“This is the lowest price we’ve ever seen on Dwight Howard.”

if he was a gold box deal i’m sure shepp mcallister would buy two of him.

Wouldn’t the mature thing be to meet up for a fight somewhere?

You’re like herpes for deadspin. You just won’t go away.

You’re an idiot. It’s evident he suffers from mental illness and substance dependance – both horrifically challenging and terribly difficult to beat. These are diseases of the body. While it’s absolutely awful and unacceptable his maladies have now negatively impacted and hurt people around him, you clearly know fuck…

Yep. As Kluwe and his dad mentioned, he seems like on a really bad path that’s gonna end tragically. He needs help in the worst way, but he’s the only guy who has to make that choice.

This is just sad now. I’m sure there will be plenty of very clever comments, as I visit Deadspin for many reasons including the brilliantly acerbic wit of my fellow users. But this is now just darkness. I have in the past and continue to battle substance abuse, but never in my life have I ever struck another person.…

Horses playing hockey, though, is a tremendous idea.

I too have experimented with psychedelic mushrooms!

Haha! Another good one, Burke. Almost got me again, but we all know the 13 year old girl actually killed two college students.