To be a joke it would have to be funny. It’s not. Nobody cares. Might as well post a Rick Astley video. Might as well do a Chuck Norris Joke.

nobody.cares

They should watch the rerun of the Sixers victory from last night.

So you guys are pretty determined to make this a thing, huh?

A joke so funny that most aren’t getting it and you felt the need to tell it again.

“Trouble finds ISIS...”

“Perfect symmetry” is redundant. It’s like saying “insufferable ESPN personality.”

“...and also why diverse, neverending acts of religious terrorism would be laughable if not for how ultimately meaningless they really are [all the innocent dead people?].”

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It's a conspiracy not a how-to manual

This “article” is two sentences long, how could it be so poorly written?

I think he was in The Natural?

That was a combination of the keyboard on my phone being a bitch, autocorrect, and painful hunger.

Will Brendan Dassey ever be able to watch wrestlemania again?

We’re talking an extra like 100k a year and I don’t even have to set an alarm? And it can be anyone I want? I don’t even see the question here.

Can you guys please post of video of Samer trying to find a Winter Boo at the library?? I need some closure for that story.

That is adulthood.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

So he should either stop making music/money, or start performing in a way that is better than the way that made him ultra-successful?

This is excellent Kinja

Give me back the 38 seconds it took to read your idiotic story. Venmo me now.