Okay, so first off, I greatly support right to choose and agree with most of your thoughts, minus your first one. That is misleading as shit. For its size, TN has more counties than you would expect, 95. TN has 3 major cities in Nashville, Memphis, and Knoxville. 7 of the top 10 population counties border a county…

Oh cool! You just repurposed the original joke as your own! hahaha Clever!

“THIS HERM EDWARDS I CALL JON GRUDEN BECAUSE HE SHOUTS AT PEOPLE ABOUT FOOTBALL ON ESPN”

If you don’t have a plan to help the patient get healthy after a relapse, you don’t really have a plan. Also, why is Mike Pettine acting like this is the first time he’s ever encountered substance abuse issues in an employee? Substance abuse among employees is a fact of life for most major employers. Does he (and by…

I am an alcoholic and I have been since I was Johnny’s age roughly. I’ve done counseling, outpatient treatment, medical treatments, etc.

Johnny, there’s no longer a stigma attached to being an alcoholic as long as you admit that you have a problem and honestly try to seek help.

I love the reaction of the Northfield players. The guy closest to the basket just plops down and hangs his head while the rest hang their heads or gape in stunned silence. That’s the good shit, man. All those tears. I just want to bathe in their sadness.

We Tell Ourselves Jokes In Order To Live.

you are a bad sports baby. try to be a good sports baby and chill the fuck out

They put him on leave to deal with issues related to his alcoholism and then fired him the next day. The chances of this ending up in embarrassing lawsuit territory was always roughly 100 percent.

When I lived in Milwaukee, the Packers were our local football team. And holy shit, Chicago was even closer.

Are you a cop?

This didn't go as you expected.

Thats great. Hope your mom took her time with it.

Audio sounded pretty good to me.

Oh look, Drunk Uncle makes a thanksgiving day appearance.

Waiting for the ‘let Johnny have fun’ crowd to rationalize this one. Because straight lying to cover your drinking—and begging your friends to help you do so—that is NEVER a classic textbook thing that alcoholics always do.

Somebody took notes during Cris Carter’s seminar.