I do. You’re a dipshit.

No snark: Thank you for this piece. Masterfully reported, incredibly well-written, utterly important.

Tell us more about Mike Leach’s D.

A VERY AGAINST COPS JUDGE

It’s cool that nobody had brought up AA before you did, but you felt the need to call them all cultists anyway.

Brian McCann thrashed around in his crib the right way that night.

This take is the bad and thoughtless take of a person more interested in being a good liberal opinion-haver than actually doing any sort of rigorous intellectual legwork.

The answer is clearly that Timothy Burke is a serial killer.

The correct answer is: Don’t.

When I think of things that aren’t boring, I definitely think of internet memes of white men with male pattern baldness and leather jackets. Fonts of cool, really.

In fairness, yours is more of a “taek.”

Tim Burke gives me the willies. Why?

I’m on the west coast. I’m supposed to work out at 12:30, but I haven’t eaten lunch. I have to watch my kid’s soccer game at 1:30. What do I eat for lunch, and when do I eat it?

What’s it all about?

Vagina.

Who are you talking about? I don't get it because it's so subtle.

Not to be that guy, but it appears the 46 was the pitch count, not the velocity. Bye!

Counterpoint: Nah.

Glenn Stout is on it.

LA is San Diego with culture, and is therefore better than San Diego. The lack of anything that might resemble a diversity of thought or culture is the only thing that makes San Diego subpar.