Honolulu is a cesspool.

Honolulu is the fucking worst.

Isn’t Schefter an alcoholic in recovery? Could this, in some way, account for his willingness to defend Hardy’s reformation narrative?

But Guy Fieri DOES have boring hair.

Counterpoint: You suck.

Alcoholism. Alcoholism is what’s wrong with him.

What if the joke isn’t funny and you beat it into the ground anyway?

This isn’t as clever as you think it is.

How did you write this with your fingers tented?

This is both long and bad.

It’s just science.

Good story.

That’s not how you spell “half my notebook”? Did that help?

Is piggy poop balls cognizant of the intractable bind that he is in? Or is he blissfuly unaware?

Deadspin Editors, ranked. Go.

Who is Patrick Redford?

But in so doing, he inadvertently gifted his mother to the nation, and his mother is a national treasure, so it’s a wash, right?

Tim Burke seems like a real strange cat. Confirm or deny, please.

You go there every year, and you interact with the cops every year? What you up to, man?