Rarely can it be said that the dude on the Smith Machine is the real hero, but Goddamnit, I love the way that man keeps dutifully squatting his reasonable amount of weight.

“...if his ESPN salary were to suddenly be replaced by free room and board and a bit of spending money.”

Well, what does it stand for, then?

+ 1 Degree of Murder

This is clever and good.

This is lazy and bad.

I think that our opinions on the matter are closer here than it might seem.

What exactly did Sarkisian do that was “classless”?

This is dumb and bad.

I know you’re making a joke, but this is more or less the entire premise of AA.

If you don’t find half-literate shitbags dryhumping the constitution in overwrought and self-serious (but ultimately meaningless!) YouTube videos spawning a viral satirical trend of people poking fun at the gravitas with which the non-movement regards itself “fucking hilarious,” what do you find fucking hilarious?

“Validating Him In His Own Mind” is the title of my new chapbook.

“this strikes me as much more of him not giving a shit and doing whatever he wants than him actually being an alcoholic.”

You’re not sure if you believe in emotion, Barry?

You updated this post because a guy named Matt saw a sign?

But what did the official say?

No it doesn’t.

Tim Burke does not seem fun.

I was saying Boo-urns.

Imagine an Ikea, across a too-big parking lot from a Costco, sandwiched into a small triangle at a major freeway interchange, adjacent to, and in the shadow of, a giant concrete structure wherein a low-rent version of football is played for three hours eight times per year.