“It is easy to see the beginnings of jokes, and harder to see the ends.”

Yeah.

A Gawker Media blog post about This American Life with a Lena Dunham slash Girls lede?

It is not a subtle joke. It is a bad and obvious joke.

Cardinals fan?

This joke is bad and stupid. Go away forever.

At first glance, I wasn’t sure if you were an asshole or just ill-informed, but then I saw your username, and I realized that the correct answer was C) All of the above.

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Holy shit, those tweets.

Not making dipshit comments.

Is posting about being 200 pages into Infinite Jest the new prominently displaying Infinite Jest on one’s bookshelf?

Yes, surfers are notorious for wanting to attract more surfers to the lineup. It’s why we have a reputation for being so welcoming to newcomers and visitors.

“Fescue is a better pitch.”

This headline was way better when I thought it read, “Peyton Manning Is A Walking Cast...”

You can do anything if you put your mind to it.

Here’s a list of facts, presented without judgment: In the last ten months, Manziel has voluntarily checked himself into rehab for alcohol abuse, admitted an addiction to alcohol, gotten detained on domestic violence charges for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend while driving on a day that he was admittedly…

I wonder what Skip and Stephen A. are thankful for this year.

You spelled “discerning” incorrectly, but you get a star simply for taking the time to setup a burner account to, well, burn somebody.

Ben’s brother Bill also averages 19 (Teen Wolf) points per podcast.

#AlwaysHeightTruthers