Also just... weird sizing. In their Liz Lange Maternity collection, I have bought XS and L items in the same trip. Same store, same brand, same item (dresses), WAY different sizes.

Ann Taylor Loft has CRAZY vanity sizing. According to them, I haven't gained a pound since high school. It's great. Size 4 petite? Why, yes I am!

Strangely enough, Target makes me feel awesome. Where else can someone with 42" hips wear an XS size dress? They and Walmart are seriously leading the way in vanity sizing.

Free People needs to go away. Their products are overpriced and I really want to think that their market is a bunch of ballerina wannabees that sickle their foot while at Pure Barre.

White people suck. Cops suck. People who defend police are as laughable as those who defend politicians. There has to be something wrong with you mentally to become a cop, to want that power and to enforce these awful laws. As a white guy fortunate enough to be dating a black woman, white people suck, and police…

Because it's late at night and I'm pissed off—my kid didn't get his speech therapy.

"Oh, in a week? about 15-20 glasses. What?"

Who measures wine in "glasses?" It's bottles up over here! I mean, yeah, I have wine glasses, but it's not like I've ever had to re-cap a bottle once it's been opened. I got a nice set of wine stoppers for my birthday one year and was like "...and these are for what, exactly?" "You know, when you don't finish a…

I have friends who discuss every detail of their sex lives—no matter how biological. And every pill they take. Even their mental health issues. I have nurses in my family...

I think for me one of the hardest things to realize is that the abuser will almost never admit that they are abusive. Never ever ever. You never get the validation of the person saying "yes, that was wrong, you're not crazy." I dated a truly terrible guy for about 3 years while I was in high school. During that time,…

Even after I had the "Holy Shit! He's abusing me!" epiphany in regards to my ex, it took eight months and three failed attempts to get him out of my life for good. That was with the full support of my family (and his), and my fairly independent nature (it had been over 10 years since I had been in a relationship when…

I think it is weird to drop $100-$200 on a blouse when your salary isn't going to be any more than $45k. Tops. They're working beauracracy in small town America. Most blouses are going to be picked up at JC Penney and TJ Maxx.

People have this misconception that new parents leave the city "for the schools." Everyone I know leaves "for the washer/dryer."

Disagree on the lemlem onesie - it's adorable AND buying it is probably the most charitable thing someone buying a $78 onesie would do all day.

I know every time I go to buy tampons they are shamelessly shilling those stupid plastic ones. I don't want the plastic ones, and yet they have them in many more varieties and package sizes, and I have to hunt around for the one regular box, and it's always available only as a giant 64-pack. What, like they're…

Good lord I hate pot heads. Not people who happen to smoke pot, but those that are all about the stoner culture and whose very reason for living is to smoke pot. You know those people, right? Awful.

I really hope this is satire. Because...no.

Oy, really? Isn't this a bit of an overreaction to a silly 15 year old kid who (just like every other 15 year old kid on the planet) thinks he knows everything? You know the difference between Jaden Smith and other ridiculous 15 year old philosophers who spout crap they know little about? Jaden Smith gets noticed more…

Myrrhanda? SHE WINS. Everything. Always. That name is so fetch, I can't even.

While I'm really, really happy for you that you have great self image and confidence, what is your point in bringing it up here? This all comes from my own baggage and likely you're just trying to help show reasons why you should be okay with your own size whatever it may be, but it can come off at best as…