Job interviews are like going on dates with people you met off the internet. They say they want a second date but then never return a text or a call.

The bagel holds its form the best, I'll grant, but the biscuit accentuates the cheese and egg so much better. Bacon, egg, and cheese on a biscuit, large (but never large enough) orange juice.

Fortunately, no one's asking you to be a part of those religions (that's the beauty of living in America). But you can't say judgmental things and then not ask people to consider you nonjudgmental. That's the rules.

Most of us have been in very similar situations, I imagine. Even if you want to be modest, there are times when the calming effect of the boob far outweighs the desire to be modest. I tried to cover up with my first and she kept throwing the cover off. I would struggle and struggle whenever I was in public. After…

Believe me, right now there are plenty (literally thousands) of women in Barbados wearing similar outfits and partying on the road with neither shame nor self-consciousness, regardless of their shape or size. It's awesome. (But the costume theme is dependent on the Kadooment band/group that you "jump" or masquerade…

Freaking gorgeous! I hope she's having a blast.

I am happy for Raven-Symonè and totally support my homosexual brethren and sistren, but that Tweet wasn't "adorable". Come on. It was nice; it wasn't exceptionally witty or funny.

It's what I call the libertarian approach:

I see this attitude so often on here. "I made smart choices and did x/y/z right so clearly these other people are unmotivated moochers/morons/losers." I graduated a long time ago, but still remember the depressing sinking of the soul that followed college as I tried to find a decent McJob with the expensive degree…

Come on people, stories about your personal economic self-sufficiency are not particularly helpful. I graduated college with zero debt, too. Congratulations, us! We're awesome! We also didn't graduate into a global economic downturn, attended school approximately 17 tuition hikes ago, and aren't disproving basic…

A surgery to eliminate a health problem at the cost of aesthetics is very different from circumcision, which is a purely cosmetic procedure (there are minor benefits to both being cut and uncut, but neither has such significant benefits that it would constitute "removing a health risk").

I don't have a penis but this topic, I assure you, is incredibly important to me. It really hurt that, after deciding to leave my son intact, that friends and family bombarded me with unwanted half-truths and myths like, "He will be ridiculed in the locker room! Women don't like it! He will get all kinds of infections…

No. Asking people for money is always tacky.

Oh man, Ballerina Tea. DON'T DO IT!!!!! I speak from experience. That silhouette on the box? That teacup is really a toilet. Can't say they didn't warn you.

If a child "makes" a parent phone the school and complain about the child's grades, that parent is over-indulgent. If I'd tried to persuade my parents to do that, I'd have been told in no uncertain terms that the way to get better grades was to do better. And trying to "make" my parents do anything would have been…

It's possible if your suppliers are taking advantage of your mental state and overcharging.

Really? I'm such an anti-social smoker. Like I would never want to be around anyone but my husband. I've always thought of pot as an anti-social drug. Get mellow, watch some Netflix and fall asleep.

Ick. This is like the couples version of those creepy "fashion photographers" who offer to take models' pictures "for their portfolios" but not pay them for their professional efforts. "But they get experience with ME and a couple of photos by ME. Did I mention MEEEEEeeeEEEee!"

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